Mrs. Landers was a health nut
she cooked food in a wok
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend
and he had a great big—

Cock-a-doodle-doodle-doodle
the rooster just won’t quit
and I don’t want my breakfast
because it tastes like—

Shitzus make good housepets
they’re cuddly and sweet
monkeys aren’t good to have
‘cause they like to beat their—

Meeting in the office
a meeting in the hall
the boss, he wants to see you
so you can suck his—

Balzac was a writer
he lived with Alan Funt
Mrs. Roberts didn’t like him
but that’s ‘cause she’s a—

Contaminated water
can really make you sick
your bladder gets infected
and blood comes out your—

Dictate what I’m saying
‘cause it will bring you luck
and if you all don’t like it
I don’t give a flying fuck!